Brad:
As the title says, it's not slippery, per se, but the wind blowing you off the cliff. If you play with the sound on, you can hear it, and then hide behind the trees when the wind starts to BLOW YOUR FRICKIN MIND, MAN .. er.. sorry :)

Bryce

Brad:
The thing to do when you're a bunny is get the Moon Pearl. If you don't get it, you'll be forever doomed to roam the dark world as a helpless soon-to-be slipper, (he's a pink fuzzy bunny, that's where they get them to make the slippers!) .. to do that, you must (as a bunny) go to the "Spectacle" shaped patch of land, (it looks kinda like a filled in 8 on its side), and then warp back to the light world. You'll then be able to enter lv3, and get the Moon Pearl, which will allow you to be Link(and not the bunny) in the dark world.

Brad:
I left your HTML alone, but you'd probably want to use an <ol> to do the ... ordered list. Anyhow, here come your answers.. (you didn't html me a place to answer, so everyone has to do the back'n'forth!

1. Let's see, Setzer, Shadow, Rydia, Cid(7), and Irvine.
2. Hrm, I like Black mages, White mages, and fighters.
3. Yes :(
4. If I told you, they wouldn't be nearly as super SEKRIT
5. "Screw you, Pikachu!" is my new game, a parody of "Hey you, Pikachu!" in which Pikachu will not do anything you tell him to.. it's being considered in most colleges as an 'Intro to Parenting' aide.
6. ... uh, thanks, I think.
7. Yeah. :)

I am playing through FFVII again, and I was wondering, is there any way to get the limit breaks of other characters that you haven't used after they been skipped over, or are you doomed to play through the game without those limit breaks.

Thank you Mr. Knowledgeguypersonmandudeboy

psuedo-link

Brad:
Here's the scoop on limit breaks. To get the 'first' one in a level, that person must kill about 80 enemies, (though I believe it's 60 for Vincent). Killing 80 enemies with Cloud will unlock his 1st 2nd-level Limit Break. To get the 2nd one in a level, you must use the first one in the level 8 times. Simple enough, neh? :) You're never 'too far' to go back and get old limit breaks.. just have the character use the first one on that level 8 times, and it'll unlock the 2nd.

You are my last hope; I have been unable to find answers to answer these questions anywhere. . .

1)In Final Fantasy Tactics, why is the success rate with Reis' abilities always zero? If she can't do anything, I might as well drop her off my group.

2)In Star Ocean, are there any special requirements for getting Opera and Precis' Killer Moves with Machinery? I've only been able to get one with each character.

Assist me, and I'll give you a fine position when I take over the world.

Captain Panda

Brad:
Well, first off, Reis is a Dragoner. Target dragons with her, dork. 2ndly, I think they have to be a certain level, they of course need to make the machine themselves, and you may need to be past a certain point in the game in order to do them. Also, use "Orchestra" so that you get better stuff. :)

In my humble opinion, and on the record (and I consider myself something of a expert on this stuff), the graphics in Vagrant Story are probably the best I've seen on the PSX. No clipping, pretty crisp, and so on. Not too much pixelation, either, unless you run close the the wall then look at it. The opening FMV is also way better than most. The game is real tough, and weird, but I can see why Famitsu gave it a perfect score. Lotta fun, but can be frustrating. Well, you go and have fun, and congrats on the 101 columns. I can't believe it's really been that long. Wow, I may be the oldest Brad fan! Yaay! Happy trails,

Ben

Heh, well, I don't know about oldest, seeing as you're what, 19? .. not with all those naughty 30 year old ladies who want me to er... answer their 'questions'. :o

Thanks alot,
Scarecrow

Have a little fire, Scarecrow!</wickedwitch>

Looking Glass Studios, we will always remember you.

-Hoga

Your friend is playing Tony Hawk and when he does a combo you yell out things like, "cool!", "excellent!", "well-timed!", "great!", and "perfect!"

Whenever you see an earth elemental you yell at the top of your lungs, "Bring in the flying fat man!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

You go to a tattoo parlor and ask them to paint the blood-sin on your back

You actually consider ripping two holes in the back of your pants to reveal your buttocks.

If I think of any more I'll send them later.....

~Made especially for you by Monica and Moogleman2~

Fortunately, I had already typed this up for a "Bad Translation" note in a notesfile I run on a local server called =daravon. Enjoy. :)

Oh, and I mirror the animated gif on my machine, with some other Zero Wing related humor. If you're interested, go to:

http://xenogears.isdn.uiuc.edu/

--
Brian Sebby
data@imsa.edu, BrianS on IRC

/* Written 2:37 pm Nov 29, 1999 by data@pollux.imsa.edu in pollux:daravon */

To start out with, here's the opening to the Genesis game "Zero Wing", copied verbatim, including spacing. To see this in its full glory, go to Zany Video Game Quotes, http://www.portalofevil.com/zanyvg/. I'll probably be posting more great quotes from that site as time goes on.

When you post a quote, please list the game it came from, and the character(s) who said the line, if applicable.

And now...the dramatic opening!

IN A.D. 2101
WAR WAS BEGINNING.

CAPTAIN: WHAT HAPPEN ?

MECHANIC: SOMEBODY SET UP US
THE BOMB.

OPERATOR: WE GET SIGNAL.

CAPTAIN: WHAT!

OPERATOR: MAIN SCREEN TURN ON.

CAPTAIN: IT'S YOU!!

CATS: HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN!!

CATS: ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG
TO US.

CATS: YOU ARE ON THE WAY TO
DESTRUCTION.

CAPTAIN: WHAT YOU SAY!!

CATS: YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO
SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME.

CATS: HA HA HA HA ....

OPERATOR: CAPTAIN!!

CAPTAIN: TAKE OFF EVERY 'ZIG'!!

CAPTAIN: YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DOING.

CAPTAIN: MOVE 'ZIG'.

CAPTAIN: FOR GREAT JUSTICE.

/* End of text from pollux:daravon */

Hey Brad. Just a quick question: Where do I find RPGamer on IRC? I knew once, and It's probably mind numbingly simple, but could you tell me anyway? Also, what's the best (freeware) irc program you know of? Thanks for any info you can throw my way.

Robust Stu

Brad: You can find information about RPGamer on IRC here. As for the best IRC program.. go try mIRC, it's generally (for windows, at least) heralded as the best program. I'm not sure it's freeware, but I know you don't have to register it to use it, and you don't have to use a crack or anything, it just bugs you once every few days, I guess.

Who is the person in that picture google put up on the 25th(http://www.rpgamer.com/rpguru/googleshng2/schizo.jpg) and what game is that? I am wondering cause that dude wandered across my screen on FF6 for the PSX. And he scared me. I've been scared since. And that was about 6 or more months ago. Then I feared playing FF6 because of the little dude in red who wandered across my screen.

-Mog, the frightened little moogle.

Brad: That's the classic onionkid from early Final Fantasy days...!

Google won't answer me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kaiser

Brad: Google's got the funk in his/her/its trousers for sure!

"Sounds like Louisiana"?! What the hells up with this ad?! I thought this was a RPG site! There are no RPGS in Louisiana! Just fat kids with bowl cuts playing music!

Brad: Don't forget Mardi Gras, where more women show off their boobs for stupid reasons than any other time and place in the world. There's something to be said for that.

Dear Steve

Hey, did you sign up for the Diablo II beta test?

Do you even like Diablo?

If you did sign up ... did you get picked?

-Savage Fat Bob

Brad: I signed up for the original beta test.. but didn't sign up for the stress beta test. I didn't get into either, but wanted to get into both. :( Didn't sign up for stress because I missed the date.. doooH :(

I Have a game shark and I turned on some codes for bfm and now I have all the crests. I should be happy but once I get through the mine cart for the queen ant crap the game freezes. I'm getting PO'ed so can you help me with this little problem

Lucas

Brad: Yeah, don't use the GameShark code :)

its my birthday today!!!

Brad: There's a sack of dead monkeys here from Thor's time.. but man, they stink even more than they should...

Well, that's it for today(tonight), kiddos. Sorry it's so late, but we'll work on a better time tomorrow. I'm off to go have dinner with Heather... woohoo, date night, date night!

Brad "LOCK ROB!" Lohr