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The Oracle, Brad Lohr - January '00- 01:00 PST
Hey. It's a new year. It's even a new decade. That's kinda cool. I don't really remember when it hit over to 1990 all
that well, though probably better than a lot of people who read this. I do remember the '92 elections.. but other than that, '90 really didn't stand
out in my mind very much at all. This New Year's didn't really do a whole lot either... I had a good time. Got a couple movies, watched 'em. Waited
'till midnight, and then crashed. Zonked out. I was tired. No real excitement, no drunken Oracle photos or anything, (heck, no drunken Oracle even)..
Anyhow, we've got a New Year here, and well, it's lots of fun. Or something.
I'd have a lot to say.. but I don't. Well, it's not really writer's block, as much as just saying, "Here."
Here.
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Torment I don't care if you give the guy 25 intelligence, he still sounds about as bright
as a rock. A big rock with a hammer at times, but a rock, nonetheless. Oh, but the game is really cool, by the way.
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In Brad's Head
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I'm thinkin' I want some skittles.. but there ain't none left! ohHHnoooOO..
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No More CD Tower Blues...
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Y'know what I do with my double-sized CD's? I use a holder without slots (gasp!). I would assume you can get them pretty much anywhere, the
one I'm using is from a company called Kootenay Forge, they do wrought iron stuff. See a picture of what I'm talking about
here.
Ever helpful,
--Impeesa--
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Brad: Ever helpful indeed! This is very cool. Not only will it hold all the neat playstation games, but it has a neat ad about how
they put the iron in 2000 degree flames first! Heh! Heh! Fire is cool! .. er.. </pyro> .. sorry.
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I'm not a vigilante, but I play one until the cops come over..
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Hiya. Just like to say that the arranged FF8 soundtrack (btw all songs are
arranged this time-all 13 of em) is super awesome and everyone should get it!
The full name of it is "Fithos Lusec Wecos Vinosec". Oh yeah and it has a
cool version of Man With a Machine Gun!!! ok bye
-Moo-Cow
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Brad: Moo-cow? .. That works. That just works. Anyhow, I've heard a couple tracks from this CD.. and I have to say that I definitely
like it. If you've any sort of compulsion to buy this CD, do so. Because capitalism is good. Don't be stingy, or some socialist. GO BUY MUSIC.
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Watch out for that L block! *blood and gore*
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You realize, of course, that a year from now we're going to be wading through all this %&*#$ again.
"Oops! We were wrong! This is really the new millenium!" Then we have to re-sit through all of the
stupid top meatballs of the millenium shows, and the 24-hour new year's in a third world country shows.
I really hate society sometimes. At least I got some good violent videogames for Christmas...
-TetrisGod
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Brad: Violent games.. like TETRIS... but it's 3-D EXTREME Tetris, right? Anyhow, yes, we all see this as a possibility, but in reality,
they're just going to ignore it. There won't be any "oops"es, because people hate being shown that they're stupid. And I saw that CNN thing, too.
"Oh wah wah the poor people of Venezuela, they had some mud slides and don't feel happy anymore" .. aw gee. I'm sorry to be so uncaring... but it's
like, "Uhhh..." .. this is why I don't watch TV, nor do I get into the whole newspaper thing.. if 15,000 people dying in some far off country had
any real effect on my life, I'd hear about it, I don't need to sit in front of the TV or read the newspaper and have every sob story the world
has ever had force fed to me. Blarg! (This Thor-ism brought to you by severe cynicism and holiday spirit, 3 1/2 oz of each, shaken, poured over
ice, and served with a fresh lime slice). Yeah, drinking is cool kids. When you're smart enough to know how much is
enough and you don't end up puking everywhere. If you're not grown up enough for that, then stop pretending, and stop drinking.
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Sunsoft / Squaresoft.. maybe too much egg nog, padre?
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Oh wise and powerful Delphic Oracle!
I just got Final Fantasy Legends 2 and 3 for Game Boy.
First off, I was surprised that my local Best Buy had them,
since I haven't seen them in years, but when I was looking
at the packaging and the manuals, I noticed something
weird. Both of the games said Sunsoft all over them, and
the only reference I could find to Square was in the small
print on the back of the box for FFL3, and as a small blurb
for the SquareSoft hint hotline in the FFL3 book. What
happened here? Why is Sunsoft ursurping Square's titles?
Thanks for any info, and happy new year!
-=Chris=-
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Brad: Actually, what really happened is that Sunsoft did publish these titles. It was done with permission, however, so there really
isn't any copyright infringement. I mean, the guys at Square Japan do have problems with English at times, but if tomorrow, they're out shopping
and see FFL2 and go, "HEY WAIT A SECOND...!" .. I'd be surprised.
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I really don't have conclusive evidence on this.. but I know a guy who knew someone who said....
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Hey Brad!
Just one quick question, is the composer Nobuo Uematsu, a man or a
women? There was a picture in the manual along with an interview and it
just arranged some questions of mine, not that it really matters to me. I
was just curious.
-Xenochick
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Brad: Many people asked for Xenochick's email address, or hand in marraige due to her recent statement of just how
much she plays video games, but it looks like she's got eyes for Nobuo Uematsu.. HIMself. Unlike Google, Mr. Uematsu has a discernable
gender. I think. Don't ask me to check, I was just in Japan not too long ago.
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I'm sorry.
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Hi. This isn't really a submission. I just wanted to ask if you guys could
be a bit more liberal with the spoiler warnings! I usually read through all
the stuff in the column that isn't spoiler marked (for a game I'm playing
or intend to play, atleast) every day, but so far in just a few days I've
already had two parts of FF8 spoiled for me, including the end of Disc 1
that I'm about fifteen or twenty minutes away from. :(
I know it's probably a bit of a pain and sometimes stops people from
reading really good e-mails in the column (like Xenochick's little bit of
weirdness today), but it really helps a lot of us that don't like spoilers
and want to be able to play through a game without knowing what is going to
happen later down the road.
Thanks,
Garrett
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Brad: Got a couple letters like this. I'm really sorry about that, guys. I totally missed it myself. Call it an .. er.. Y2k bug or
something. I apologize for not marking it.. and well, I'll try harder. :o
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Stuff about Thor
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Is Thor(the blarg guy) really coming back? or alive for that matter. Or were you just having fun with
us. hehe.
-Mondo
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Brad: Yes, I know who Thor (the blarg guy) is... I talked with him a little while ago, and well, he's still not settled down into
a place... you can read more of his adventures, or at least a bit of breif explanation about his life for the last 6 months at
his homepage. Just as a note, I am not the 'brad' that is mentioned in any of those stories. I partake of
a different nickname on IRC. Also, I don't know for sure if he'll be returning to the RPGamer Q&A post or not, but don't expect it to be
really soon if ever. He may have other stuff on his plate by then. It's a part of life, moving on. It sucks, and hell, we all loved what
he did, and yes, he does rock. But he did mention to me that he might want to do a little guest hosting on the side. SoOoOooo.. well, you never
know when Brad might hook up a little Thor for ya. Stay tuned.
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Hey! You! Get offa my cloud!
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*** Small FF8 Disc 1 Spoiler ***
Here's a list of New Year's resolutions you should make:
I already have a couple.. well, not resolutions, per se, but well, I'm finally getting myself on some semblance of a budget, I think.
1) Stop posting FF8-related stuff without spoiler warnings. Now I know that
Edea stabs Squall! (I don't know who Edea is, but that's another matter).
Keep in mind, FF8 PC is coming out around the end of January, so a lot of
people haven't played it yet.
Hey! I said I was sorry. :(
2) Don't fall prey to blind system loyalty. How can you possibly decide
whether or not to buy a Dolphin before any real information has been
released on it?
Well, with the latest bomb (for me, personally) of the N64, I'll tell you I'm not going out on a limb and buying a Dolphin. They had their
chance. Sure. Zelda was fun. A couple other games are too. But not even 10, (in my opinion, remember!). I have like 40 PSX games. Sony's getting the
people who make games that I like to make stuff for their platform. The DC's getting good stuff too. Give me Metroid 64, and we'll be talking a
different story. Well, I already sold my N64, and I heartily encourage everyone who likes it to love it, and if it floats your boat, great. But I didn't
find games that I personally liked for that console, and well, I sold it and bought a Palm Pilot. That's just how life is.
3) I like cheese.
Muenster is good.
4) See number 3.
Cheddar's not bad either, really. If you're in a pinch.
Oh, by the way, do you know about any cool upcoming Gameboy RPGs?
I heard Azure Dreams is headed towards the GB .. or maybe I'm wrong.. it's late, forgive. Also, check out the new Lufia game, which is rumored
to be headed towards the GB, and also, not confirmed for US release, but there's always the chance that Star Ocean 1 might hit the Game Boy, though I don't
know what kind of transition that'd make.
-Biff
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This is about as anti-climactic as Y2k itself..
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Hello.
[Brad's breif comments in []'s..]
Recently I was lucky enough to have a cold. A not too great of a cold. He
wasn't too powerful, nor too weak. But he did keep me away from my crappy
job at a grocery store for 2 days (while also keeping me away from my
friends, suck). On the first day, I had the pleasure of contemplating just
when the end of the millenium is.
Now, there are two ways of counting (basically).
First lets look at the second.
When you start a stop watch, if you were able to watch (no pun intended
(shouldn't there be an appreviation for "no pun intended!")) a stop watch in
slow motion, you would notice that it starts with 00.00, then goes to 00.01,
then 00.02 and so on. the measurement of a second begins at 00.00 and lasts
until 01.00, understand? The measurement from 00.0000 to 00.01 is a
measuremeant of 1/100th of a second. It starts at nothing, and ends at
something else. I'll reiterate. It starts at NOTHING.
Now, when you count music you go something like this.
"one and two and three and four and" or perhaps "one E and A Two E and A"
ect... In music you start at one, and then you two the "other half," so to
speak, of the "beat."
But should we count milleniums like music or like seconds? I would say like
seconds.
[This is where we go into what this person "wants" to hear, and not what is really the case...]
Say we go back to the year zero. The reason the year was zero is because
there weren't any years that have gone by yet. But any time during the year
1 AD, you can say that one year has passed since you started measuring
(12:00AM January 1st, 0 AD).
So at 1000AD you can say at anytime during the year that at least 1000 years
have past.
But days of the year are counted differently than years or seconds. Days
are counted like music beats. Meaning there is no ZERO day. You start with
one, and then go to two, and on up to 30.
So at 2000AD you should be able to say, at any point during that year, that
AT LEAST 2000 years have past.
Thus making the end of the millenium 11:59:59.99~ PM December 31st, 1999.
I realize that this may feel a bit confusing at first. I know that first
the media told us the end of the millenium was at the end of this current
(1999) year. Then the educated media and people who want to act all smarty
(I myself was guilty of being in this group for quite some time) started to
say that the end of the millenium wasn't until the end of next year (2000).
But I believe now that you will agree with me that the millenium does in
fact end this weekend. It ends tonight for me in fact. For you it may
already be over. In that case, I apologize for not having enlightened you
before the end of the millenium, because you probably were planning on
having a special end-of-millenium celebration, but since the end didn't come
for about a year from now, you probably postponed it. Now that you know the
truth, you can't go and celebrate, because you would be celebrating a lie.
Sucks to be ignorant, I would know. (I AM an American, after all!)
[Hey, not all Americans are ignorant.. just ones that launch crap into space with frickin' British measurement systems, when even
the British don't use it anymore.. but nooo.. we're Amerrrrican, we can't use Metric, because we're just pouty that we can't hold the meter-long
bar in OUR country, because France has got it.. er.. heee okay, maybe Americans are kinda dumb ..]
Bladder2
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Brad: Yes, it'd be nice if we all started in year 0 to count, and that would make this the beginning of the next millenium, but
unfortuneately, we're on the Gregorian calendar, and in the Gregorian calendar, there was no year 0... therefore we start at 1, and count
forward from such. We're also missing a week in the year 1752, when England adopted the calendar, (if you've got a Unix/Linux shell, try
cal 1752 and check it out for yourself..) Thanks to Kev for pointing out how cool that is.
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Games? Lie!? NEVER!
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One of the skill guild teachers mentioned that learning the combat skills is
not enough. He claimed that I would have to hit certain buttons during
combat to make the skills work effectively. Please tell me that this skill
teacher was lying. Thanks.
-lewsteran
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Brad: Some of the skills require that you hit buttons at opportune times.. (like "Select" for taunting).. others work automatically..
(Motormouth would be really dumb if you had to hit buttons to activate it..)... so, sorry, he's only partially lying.
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