Googleshng:
OK, granted, this is not a print-worthy letter really, but it's here for a number of reasons. 1- This is from one of RPGamer's newest staffers, and I just about always print letters from staffers. 2- I still want to know why two people accused me of being Loki. 3- It's interesting that people are contending for the right to sign letters as Loki. Finally, 4- That closing quote there is just plain funny.

Googleshng:
OK, this here really depends on your definition of "fruity". I'm not going to argue that LoM isn't fruity, but there's still a few things you could mean. If you mean the graphics are bright and shiny, I believe you're out of luck. The Dreamcast naturally has bright shiny graphics. The only DC game I can think of that isn't bright and shiny is RE4. However, if by fruity you just mean that freaky hippie aura LoM exudes, I think you're pretty safe. The Evolution games are by Ubi, so you might want to skip them, but that leaves E.G.G. Evolution: 7th Cross... and if you wait a little bit, some REAL RPGs, like PSO, SoA, and Shen Mue isn't fruity at all... however the new trailer movies we have up ask a couple questions that they really should answer. "Is it an RPG?" "Is it a game?" Until someone shows me some gameplay screens/movies that aren't from the freaky FMV adventure mode it uses at times, I'm just going to keep treating it as a classic arcade collection with an overly long intro... although it does have Space Harrier and Outrun... mmm... nostalgia kicking in.

Googleshng:
After deleting the 10 stupid pseudo-quickies sent to me by the same person in less than 10 minutes total, it seems I don't really have any questions at all, except one that can be answered via walkthroughs better than me, and one that was both vague and about the CT remake, which I forwarded to someone. Anyway though, what's weird is that maybe half an hour before I got this letter, I happened to take this non-demonic picture of Lucifer. He almost looks cute there... unless you know that this is about 5 seconds after he jumped up and sank his teeth into the neck of the cat sleeping there initially until he got up and left. Freaky little vampire.

Are you a bad enough dude? ~Loki

Weren't you on a show with a robot?

(This letter was brought to you by Anubis markets, a division of Osiris Foods. Just look for the sign of the jackal-headed man.)

Yer asking ME to host? Why thank you, i'd love to.

"I wasted all my money on you baby, and I want it back."

-Magus Darkstar-

Don't it suck that game soundtracks cost more than the game!

Silkenray has a beautiful voice. But then what did I expect, she's a theatre major.

*kicks RPGamer*
Post this and I'll doubt my sanity.

- Beedrill51

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