Virginia was a "lot lizard" from F.L.A.
She had a compound fracture in the "trunk"
It started when she run away
Thumbs out on the interstate
She hitched a ride to misery

"Mr. Whirly" had a catastrophic incident
He fell into the city by the bay
He liquidated his estate
Now he sleeps upon the Haight
Panhanding misery

HeÕs gonna get high, high, high
When heÕs low, low low 
The fire burns from better days
And she screems why
I said I donÕt know
The catastrophic hymns from yesterday
Of misery

Vinnie was a hustler out of Amsterdam
He ran the drug cartel in "tinseltown"
They found him in a cadillac
Bludgeoned with a baseball bat----in the name
Of misery

Gina hit the road to New York City
Mysteriously the night Vinnie croaked
She stopped in Vegas to elope
With Virgina and the dope
And kissed the bride eternally

And theyÕre gonna get high, high high
When theyÕre low low low
The fire burns from better days
And he screams why
I said I donÕt know
The catastrophic hymns from yesterday
Of misery

Hell hounds on your trail now once again..boy
ItÕs groping on your leg until it sleeps
The emptiness will fill your soul with sorrow
Because itÕs not what you make,,,,itÕs what you leave

And weÕre gonna get high
When IÕm  low
The fire burns from better days
And she screems why
I said I donÕt know
The catastrophic hymnes from yesterday
Of misery



green day is badass, but warning isnt there finest hour....

Gin'irochi:
mmmmm.... Greenday. I used to be a big fan of them, but I havn't heard much from them since the days of "Dookie". Good stuff...

Gin'irochi:
Isn't that "Ohayo Gozaimas?" Anyway...

1. - Don't own a Gameboy, so I can't play any type of Pokemon games. (Which is still true, because I don't own an N64 either.)
2.- I don't actually visit the polls. Just because I work here doesn't mean I have to look at everything.
3.- Actually, no. This site is comprised of various people from various points in the world, all of whom work from their respective residences. As for there being a central office.... well, you could say that. ;)

PS - Yeah, wasn't that neato keen? ;)

Gin'irochi:
Actually, I'm glad you brought this up. The reason that Google and I hadn't been printing quickies was because that was ALL we were getting. A Question and answer column is pretty worthless if there are no actual questions asked, don't you think? And so, by not printing quickies, we provoked some real questions. Which in my opinion is good... Quickies are nice, but if that's all a column is, then what about people who actually look to this section for guidance of some sort? They'll end up taking up constructive hobbies, like model ship building, or crack smoking, or something like that. (Oh, wait... smoking crack is NOT constructive. BAD, kids! SHAME on you! That's what happens when we don't have letters...[Footnote: RPGamer doesn't endorse the use of illegal substances. It's a joke. Dont sue, mmkay?])

Anyway, my point is, if the column is just quickies, then what is the sense of having a Q&A section? Think about it.

Well, since poor Gin didn't get good letters in, I thought I'd help, otherwise we'll never see quickies again. Plus I KNOW my letter will get printed (it helps when the weekend Q&A guy is your friend ;)

1. Has anyone noticed the large German overtones in SaGa Frontier II? Especially if you look at the soundtrack names.
2. Are you anticipating ShenMue or Skies of Arcadia more? Why?
3. What's up with Mythri, RPGamer seems fairly chummy with the Mythri team, you should all know.
4. Is anyone else anticipating Arc the Lad Collection? Of course I have enough unfinished RPGs that I should finish first but I'll buy it anyway.
5. No one's mentioned Brad since he left, so I'm mentioning now. What's he doing anyway?

Not the greatest batch of questions in my opinion. But I can shamelessly plug my site now that I'm finally updating it normally. ^^

PS- Expect a "Gin gets sick" comic soon, I need a new maker pen though, mine just died :(>

Gin'irochi:
Uh... yeah, I guess it does pay when the columnist is your friend. ;)

1.) I havn't noticed, but then again I havn't played the game in awhile.
2.) I'm anticipating Skies of Arcadia more because it looks more like an RPG that I could enjoy in a more traditional style. To be honest, Shen Mue doesn't look like it has enough action in it...
3.) no comment.
4.) I'm anticipating it, actually. I'd like to see how this collection comes out. Plus, I've never played any of the "Arc" games, so I have to start somewhere. ;)
5.) Brad is doing fine. If you'd like, you can get at him here.

Whee! I get sick! Uuuugh... *flop*

The Last Laugh:

Well then, it was good to be back in the saddle. I've been a bit busy as of late, plus the little hospital trip wasn't exactly helpful.... But, at least I got one fairly decent column in. I'll speak to Google about having quickies return, since you guys have really picked up the slack on questions. Thanks Again. :) Until next weekend!