No need to guess the origion of the title this time. It's Russian for "cat", and the reason why it's up there is that it is the only word in Russian that I know, despite the fact that I'll be in Russia for two and a half weeks starting Monday. During that time Googleshng will be taking over for me so send your submissions to him instead!. Now, don't be too hard on the poor guy, uh... slime-fellow... If I find out that you have been naughty, you'll be sent to bed without dessert, and I'm planning on baking chocolate mousse pie that day! Speaking of guessing the origion of the title, below is a list of all the people (in the order that they answered in) who knew that "How can you be in two places at once if you're not anywhere at all" was both a quote from and the title of a Firesign Theater novelty record (on the other side, "The Further Adventures of Nick Danger, Third Eye"). Yes, I listen to records. Doesn't that just make me so un-cool? ;)

• Ian Arnold
• sB
• Tjioion
• Geoffrey Russel
• Omega
• Squallido
• Alaric Darconville
• Lord Omlette
• Ry
• Khyros
• Tenchi Nagisa