SLEEPING WARRIOR

horribly written by Luna & poorly performed by Maiji

bgm: "Gathering God", Shadow Hearts: Covenant
"Fairy Battle", Final Fantasy IX
"Electric Piano 1", Star Ocean The Second Story

note: Claude has been mispronounced as "clod" instead of "clode"
(rhymes with "code")


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*clears throat*

Sleeping Warrior, by Luna Picklesinabarrel.

Once upon a time, there lived a handsome young man named Claude.

He was strong and smart, and had beautiful flaxen hair and eyes of blue.

However, he was placed under a terrible curse when he was born.

The first time he touched a phase gun, he would fly into an eternal
sleep, and could only be awoken by true love's first kiss.

Time passed, and Claude's parents were able to keep him away from phase
guns for many years.

But one day, he happened to accidentally pick up his father's phase gun.

WHOOSH-

His father was heartbroken, and knew of no cure. So he placed him in
the highest room in the tallest tower, on an underdeveloped planet
named Expel.

One day, a wandering swordsman happened to stumble upon this tower.

He was tall, and strong and had long blue hair and eyes of scarlet.

He decided to investigate the tower, as he thought it might be a
stronghold of some evil bandits, and he was a champion of justice.

He climbed through the empty tower, finding nothing. Until he got
to the last room.

BOOF! BAM! SHAZAM!

It was love at first sight.

He leaned over the bed where Claude lay sleeping, and pressed a kiss
to his lips. As he did...

WHOOSH!!

Claude flew back into the waking world!

And when he saw who was kissing him, he fell in love at first sight too.

He learned that the man's name was Dias, and Dias carried him out of
the tower and back to his hometown of Arlia.

The two married, and lived happily ever after.

THE END.

I give that two out of five squirrels.

That's one squirrel for Dias, and one squirrel for Claude, in the
right order.