VITAL STATISTICS Date of Birth April 3rd, 1985 RPGamer Hire Date We'll see, won't we? RPGamer Position Idiot Location Tacoma, WA Personal Homepage Neural Feces (Currently Down) Hobbies 1) Music 2) Games 3) Acupunture Favorite Movies 1) Fight Club 2) Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 3) Shaun of the Dead Favorite RPGs 1) Xenogears 2) Chrono Trigger 3) EverQuest (Shaddup) 4) Xenogears 5) Parappa the Rappa

I just found out someone drank all my rum.

   Hi. This is my bio. If you're reading this, I apologize.

   There's really not a whole lot of interesting stuff I can say. My name is Ryan Asbert. I live in Tacoma, WA. I like Bacardi and Cola.

   Okay, maybe I'll add a bit of story here. I work in a law firm in downtown Seattle. Having 23 bosses, half of which are attorneys, seriously causes one psychological damage, as you may or may not have already noticed. Let's just put it this way; the water in the shower is never cold enough when I cry.

   I've been playing games since I was a little kid. I distinctly remember calling the Nintendo Help Hotline or whatever they called it back in the early 90's, and giving THEM tips on how to beat the original Zelda game. I was so proud. I actually learned to read playing Zelda II on the NES. Unfortunately, I didn't fully understand what the word "Error" meant until the 11th grade.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN??! AHHHH!

   In my spare time, I like to sit in a room filled with open paint buckets and just enjoy the fresh air. Sometimes I like to go Hitchhiker Hunting; Basically, you go looking for hitchhikers with a paintball gun, and hope they don't have a real one. My basement stays at a comfortable 175-degrees because my computer heats up like a Hot Pocket... Mm, that sounds good. Okay, I'm cutting my bio short now, I'm hungry.

   Last Updated: August 29, 2005