Despatch to Master Ethos of Pipher
Private

What ho,

The Montok has just departed for points south. Woke around 11:30 as was our wont; the first day thus which has not seen awakening out of necessity. Breakfast was tea and biscuits. The Montok informs me he will have to pick up some tea so he can have it daily. All is as I said it would be months ago. Would that I had the chance to make him some sausages, you can rest assured he'd be eating those with nearly the same frequency as I.

What an exhausting week. I hope my attempts to scuttle every recording you made were successful. You may still, of course, be able to piece together sentences from the individual words which you can salvage from the sabotaged footage, but I did my level best to ruin every single piece of footage with hidden obscenities, references to penii, or derogatory remarks about everyone on the RPGamer staff, yourselves inclusive. I hope everyone is equally offended: I do my best to give offence to all fairly; equal to each and every.

All in all, I think the entire event very amusing. I doubt the cretins of the internet will find anything useful in the viewing, but the Montok and I thought the same about our RPGCast Supplemental. Now, with our RPGCast Superfluous, they may finally be sated to the gills with the potent blend of idiocy that we produce. Perhaps, at long last, they will revolt and say they want no more to do with us. Or, perhaps we have failed once more, and they will only demand further efforts. Time will tell.

(I forgot to mention something worth noting. I know you mentioned that your father has more books--but also, your father has more room for them. I am constrained to my few bookshelves. The back room, adjacent to the washroom, is filled (almost from floor to ceiling) with boxes upon boxes of my old books. I can only keep my favourites to hand--the rest must be kept in storage for lack of space. I think that in a numerical count, I would probably beat your father by a factor of five, unless he has thousands of books to hand.)

When I have my PhD and tenure at some prestigious university, we must do this again. I may able to use my research funding and claim I am doing a study on "Historical Madness, Then and Now". Until then, you can rest assured that I am

Vy assuredly yours,

+L