Beyond the Beyond!!!

by boobs_r_good 

thsi editoreal is abut teh gratet gmae ive evr played--and sicne i'm hardcore RPG, evryoen neds to lsiten to my werds. beyond teh beyond is da coolest gaem evr! its da shiznit, da kewlest ot da k... its da wiggety bomb!

alot of idots liek to sya that beyond the beoynd is nto a godo gaem. i thnk is becuz tey dont undersatnd the cmoplxeity of teh story. u play teh heero, btu he is vry yung nad doesnt knwo wat too do. liek, its vry tru-to-fomr, becuz when u strat, ur guys reely blow. ur jus a kid, aftre all. but liek, u nede to rescu the princses and be liek yur dad, so u r all tryg to bee betr. i think it has reely god moral, liek link does in zelda gaems. u r naeeve, btu ur hart is good.

teh gaem gets deeper, wen yu look in dunjuns. u fight so mchu, nad its reely hard, so only hardcore RPGrs cna win. evryone who dosnt liek it is jus bein stoopid cuz theyre LAMERZ. the dunjuns r reely long and comliplecaetd. ware you do puzles like 'push teh blok' and 'flip the swich,' u relly hav to think. liek, it reminds em of grek myths, ware that guy wnet into teh labeernth. (sp?) U gotat fight teh bull-guy ocne to, I think. it's hard, btu fun, cuz u r always on ur toes. Ur guys always die! Tat's relistci, cuz liek, in real lfie, peple die evry day.

teh best part is wen ur waiting for the stort to unflod... liek, when you haev to run from the bad guy, u r all like "Oh no! I could dead!" lots of tiems u fele like ur abut to dye, but then someoen cool saves you! (my favorite wuz samson. he wuz big and strong.) and liek, its reely good cuz you start off ftighin thsi mean dood but ten you reelize mcuh moore is at staek. i think that makes thsi game da BOMB!!! iz too cool. :)

i askd NIGHTSHADOW wat else i shuld put in this editoriel but she said it kuldnt be too long. i wantd to do a plot sumry btu NIGHTSHADOW said not too. i liek NIGHTSHADOW. she usses big werds a lot.

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