Editor's Comments: It may be possible that the deadliest device in your household today is the wiimote. Stories abound on the internet of the little device's use as a destructive projectile. Josh shares his tips on how not to demolish your house while playing Zelda.

Editor's Comments: Final Fantasy XII sure has created a buzz, hasn't it? The rumors started long before development, and some of them have lasted well after the game's release. Brian debunks several of the more popular myths about this often debated game.

Editor's Comments: Panzer Dragoon: It's not just a shooter anymore. Sega's quirky dragon-themed flyer series has a lesser known RPG title in its arsenal as well. JuMeSyn shares his reasons on why Panzer Dragoon Saga deserves a little more time in the spotlight.

I love stupid puns. The dumber they are, the better I like them; which goes to show I have a disturbed, twisted, warped, and quite possibly mangled sense of humor. I ran it through the dryer on the wrong setting once, and it really never was the same. Unfortunately, my dear victims...I mean...readers, are stuck with it. This week's column title comes from a pun I thought particularly amusing. Of course, at least it's only a Fig Newtown of your imagination. It could be worse, like the Oreo of your inner psyche, or a metaphysical Milano. Like I said guys, I have a mangled sense of humor.

Moving on to my gaming life...I'm still hooked on Okami. If you haven't played this one yet, you really should (if you can pry yourselves away from Twilight Princess and FFXII, that is). Okami is still one of the the most imaginative, creative games I've ever seen. It also doesn't hurt that it's a barrel of fun, too. Other than that, I'm just drooling over the PS3 and Wii, and hoping to get one of them in the near future.

We have three editorials this week, and I promise you none of my horrid puns are present. JuMeSyn delivers us another article about a dark horse RPG that deserves more attention. Then Bryan is back, tearing apart some of the rumors and hearsays that have come out about Final Fantasy XII. Lastly, Josh supplies us with helpful advice on safety precautions regarding a dangerous new product many gamers have brought into their homes.

So that's it for this week RPGamers. Join us next time when I try to come up with even worse puns! Will the staff drag me out behind the shed and shoot me first? Stay tuned!