Editor's Comments:One man's cry for more editorials. No, I did not write this, nor did I solicit it ^^;

Editor's Comments:Too much of a good thing is still too much. So sayeth the wise Miss McArdle.

Editor's Comments:I know, is phony major! Lubchenko learn nothing! NOTHING!

Editor's Comments:In home country, growing up in filth, Lubchenko dream of playing US of A football. On his deathbead, my father made me promise to... long story short, go Springfield U!

Film noir doesn't get enough lovin'. I'm not talking about the nonsense that David Lynch spews out that we're supposed to call film, oh no, I mean classic noir, the kind that actually does make sense upon repeated viewings - as opposed to that which is a glorified Rorschach test with a gratuitous lesbian scene for people with bad taste in movies. *burns Mulholland Drive in effigy*

Drago has a few words to say about the dearth of editorials as of late. Brother, I appreciate the help, though I'll appreciate it more once we... well, okay, they told me to stop begging, but you know you smell what I'm cookin'. Angel's got a bit of a thinkpiece on how games are a little more than they used to be, length-wise, and how that could possibly be a bad thing. Oh no you di'int. *snap snap snap*

Y'know what... screw begging. Folks, we're at an impasse here. This section simply will not survive without reader input, and I'm at a loss how to boost that, so we're going to go at it from another angle. I pose the question to you, whoever's still left: what, in your opinion, could stand to be bettered? What could change to make things better around here? How can we encourage you to write? Simply, what is it we're doing wrong?

I ask this not to shirk responsibility for making this section better, or at least keeping it alive, but because I can't do either without knowing what works and what doesn't. I'm reluctant to believe there's nothing to talk about anymore, and I'm just as skeptical that, say, Eds Hour crashed because nobody was interested. So what's the problem? What, I ask, is the problem?

Talk to me, people.