Well, lookie here. I'm updating. And in only a week, too. Check that out. You guys are so lucky, aren't ya? This week wasn't nearly as exciting as the last month, but that's okay. Things don't always have to be too exciting.. because excitement might not be the best thing. I'm rambling. Yes, I am. Okay, on to business.

I know what you all are thinking. "Where the hell have you been?" Oh wait. That was last week. Now half of you are wondering, "What's the answer? Where WERE you?" and the other half of you are wondering, "What the HELL is the answer to the Milo and Otis reference you made last week?!" Well, both answers come to you this week! Good stuff, I assure you.

#1: Milo and Otis. Congrats go out to Steve Rynders, James Reardon, Pam Sawyer, Alex Annis, Ronald Vukman, Matt Mantis, Justin Meyer and Robert Sperry for correctly identifying the reference as a line from Cartoon Planet. Space Ghost relates a story about twins, Milo and Otis, who were told by their mother that change was good. So they changed underwear each day. With eachother. Anyways, it was a lot harder than most of you thought. Sorry. I'm not going to make it EASY for you guys.

#2: Where I was. I actually had some severe computer problems, and absolutely no free time during that month. It took me that long to get everything fixed and back in order and then of course, to piece together enough stuff to make up an update. That's it. I'll post the best conspiracy theories that I received, but not till next week. The ones I've received so far have all brought at least a smile to my face, and sometimes quite a bit of laughter. You guys are great. And I get to use you for my own personal entertainment. Haha.. er, sorry.

Someone last week asked me for a sack of dead monkeys. Is there a sign on this column that says dead monkey storage? .. er .. I guess there is. Damn it. I'm gonna have words with Thor for storing his dead monkeys in my column. That's it. I'm pissed. By the way, for those of you who like Thor better than me (though we don't have any competition, in fact, I have just as many adoring female fans as he does.. .. no.. really.. I do!), well, anyways, we've heard word that he's almost all settled in, and it shouldn't be too long before he's back. Which is good. Alex has started to get that look in his eyes that says, "Hmmm... Brad looks at least a LITTLE bit like Thor", and well..that's scary. I should not have to mention why.

Alex is now running after me with a large pickaxe. I'll leave you guys to the editorials. If I don't update next week, YOU KNOW WHY.

How I see it

Man. My spece bar has been acting up during this whole update. Youdon'tknowhowannoyingitwouldbetoreadthewholeupdatewithoutspaces. ...but now you have a much better idea, don't you? Heh, I'm wicked. If you guys send me money to buy a new keyboard, I promise never to do that to you again. Ever. Promise. What a deal. Not only that, I might name it after you. Imagine that. A keyboard named after you. Could life get better? I'd be jealous, if I were everyone else. But instead, I'm me, and I'm having to hit the spacebar like three times to get it to space once, and now I'm mad. I'm leaving now. In a fit of rage. rar.