Editor's Comments:But what of the bathrooms, I ask you? WHAT OF THE BATHROOMS?! Thus the esteemed Mr. Ang poses his question. Really now, are clean, shiny heroes too much to ask for? Dont'cha think?

Editor's Comments:Someone set up us the bomb. And one did ask, "why?" Of course, in asking, he wasted precious zig-launching time, and was on his way to destruction post-haste. In other news, I talk about villains and their doomsday plans here.

Editor's Comments:Mr. Bloom attracts the worm, as have many a player of Phantasy Star IV, and they do it all for the leveling. And they shouldn't have to. All this and more on the next 60 Minutes.

Editor's Comments:Dracos, you the bomb in Phantoms, yo. A so-brief-it's-cute take on the weapons of RPGs, and how they could be all they can be. In the army. The army of SWORDS.

A rerun since last week was compleeetely hammered out of existence by E3. Thanks Karlinn for covering for me, but I hear, from the grape vine, that you, my many writers, left Karlinn high and dry for the week. We can't have that, can we? This is your section, not Dracos and Dracos and Dracos and Dracos~! While I love to hear myself speak...WE NEED YOU~! Karlinn's opinions are left above, but more importantly...

THIS WEEK, EDITORIALS HOUR. WEDNESDAY. 9 PM. Go here and click the eds button to get in the room. Got a client already? We've got you covered. We may, in fact, have a second one during the summer period when I can afford to run them. Got a time that'd be good for a bunch of people? Drop me a line and we'll see what we can do. Either way, come on down. We'd love to see you. Love to hear ye yellin' at us. And frankly could use the help~! We've got a bunch of stuff on the backburners that'll be coming up soon. Contests? Might happen. New faqs? Snyder got me something awesome, I just got to do a bit with it and it'll be going up right gold. Good stuff. It's summer time. Serve the hive. We control the way you grooove =P.