Editor's Comments:But what of the bathrooms, I ask you? WHAT OF THE BATHROOMS?! Thus the esteemed Mr. Ang poses his question. Really now, are clean, shiny heroes too much to ask for? Dont'cha think?

Editor's Comments:Someone set up us the bomb. And one did ask, "why?" Of course, in asking, he wasted precious zig-launching time, and was on his way to destruction post-haste. In other news, I talk about villains and their doomsday plans here.

Editor's Comments:Mr. Bloom attracts the worm, as have many a player of Phantasy Star IV, and they do it all for the leveling. And they shouldn't have to. All this and more on the next 60 Minutes.

Editor's Comments:Dracos, you the bomb in Phantoms, yo. A so-brief-it's-cute take on the weapons of RPGs, and how they could be all they can be. In the army. The army of SWORDS.

Covering for the Dracos man as he's off having fun at E3, and I'm stuck here having not-fun. ALAS! Slightly heavy on the staff content this go-round, but that's okay for now. Remember folks, we host opinions here, and we know you have them - y'know, those things that make you and your friends argue about who played the best Bond? Feel free to send 'em in! Well, the ones about video games, not the Bond ones.

Anyhow, Dracos provides the update title material in spades, and I'm sure at least one is interesting to read; meanwhile, Gabe and I deal with toilets and bombs. These are largely Eds Hour productions, and speaking of which that's this week; same bat time (9 EST), same bat channel (#edscorner). Stop on by, take off your shoes, relax, read what people too enamored with their video games are willing to write about them, and toss back a few with ol' Uncle Karlinn. You'll laugh, you'll cry, and you'll cry again when you realize you could've spent the time watching Lethal Weapon 2 for the 6th time on TNT.

Now if you'll excuse me, destiny awaits. *dives off a balcony, temporarily forgetting he can't fly*