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I Hate Steve

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Michael "Macstorm" Cunningham
STAFF EDITORIALIST

Reasons I hate Steve The Monkey

• 1. The poo flinging. Seriously, it needs to stop.
• 2. He just replays Final Fantasy IX all day, every day screaming, "I wanna be Zidane!"
• 3. He always picks Donkey Kong in staff Mario Kart games. Why can't he learn to share!
• 4. My broken copy of Metal Gear Solid 3 covered in banana. He claims he didn't do it, but always talks about "the stupid monkey mini-game it had." Liar!!!
• 5. Did I mention the poo flinging? Yeah, you have to watch your step around here.