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Dear Diary,
I've been debating on closing up shop for sometime now. I mean, it just doesn't seem meaningful anymore. I guess maybe I should expand and sell more than seven items, but the armor vendor guild has their rules. Having three things that people that aren't Paladins can buy just makes this all the more difficult. It's been years since Cecil became a Paladin and bought this Paladin armor. All I do now is sell it to collectors or kids that want to be like Cecil. What kind of a parent lets their kids wear a heavy set of armor like that after all? The stupid kind, that's what. That's Mysidia for you.
This shortage of Paladins is a real pain. Not many people are destined to save the world it seems. Maybe I could come up some plan to destroy the world and then maybe we could get some Paladins back in action. I don't know what I was thinking going into the armor business in the first place. I'm a White Mage; I should be saving lives, not selling armor. Mama would kill me if she could see me now.
I should have moved to Troia when I had the chance. Yeah, their armor sucks, but at least they have a lot of women there. It's not like I get out much, so I would at least like a chance to meet women. Maybe living in a female dominated town would help. Probably not... I'm so lonely.
You know, the more I think about it, the more I believe that the whole destroying the world thing might not be a bad idea after all. Gathering evil henchmen shouldn't be too difficult. The old guy from the Village of Mist that only sells Bard's Tunic seems pretty disgruntled; he'd join up in a heartbeat. I would really like to get that pig in Silvera to join up, but he actually makes decent money selling useful equipment and all.
Eh, who am I kidding? I can't leave this shop. Who would I put in charge? This stupid Black Mage just wanders around the shop all day long. I know he's just waiting for me to leave so that he can loot the place. I don't know what he would want with all this armor, but it probably wouldn't be pretty. Oh well, I guess I'll just stay here and do nothing for the next little while. Someday maybe we will need a Paladin again and I can actually make some money to buy a chair. I hate standing all day long.
I hate my life.
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