VITAL STATISTICS Date of Birth Age of Aquarius RPGamer Hire Date June 26, 2005 RPGamer Position Content Location Saskatchewan Hobbies 1) Being Awesome 2) Earning a living 3) Living 4) (there is no #4) 5) Playing Video Games Favorite Breakfast Cereals 1) The Royal Tenenbaums 2) Star Wars I-VI 3) Kill Bill I & II 4) Honeycomb 5) The Life Aquatic Favorite Pastas 1) Kingdom Hearts 2) FFX & FFX-2 3) Dragon Quest VIII 4) Battlefront I & II 6) Star Ocean III 7) Crash Team Racing 8) Fettucini Alfredo 9) Kid Chameleon 10) SSB: Melee 11) Mario Kart DS 12) Baten Kaitos Upcoming Pastas 1) Baten Kaitos: Origins 2) FFXII

International Man of Mystery

The following is an excerpt from a series of reports filed by a number of government agencies. They had been tracking Theo (also known as Vigivalgus) across several countries, and they finally caught up to him somewhere in Asia.

His trial was not held in a traditional court, and most of the documents were destroyed soon afterwards. Any documents remaining were heavily censored by the respective groups.

After his so-called trial and conviction, he was sent to a top-secret prison in Saskatchewan. He escaped within the month, and has been at large ever since. He has been implicated in the destruction of several satellites and, according to some reports, several planets.

While nobody quite knows where Theo Litowksi got his supernatural abilities. There has been speculation that it may be related to his favourite sandwich, though some reports attribute it to the hot sauce he applies liberally to most other food items. While the source is unknown, there is no question that Theo is capable of many things. While information is sketchy, it has been indicated that he can dance like a fool, shoot lasers from his eyes, and fly. While reports of his psychic power may have been exaggerated, they are not to be overlooked.

Most recent sighting place him somewhere in the vicinity of Saskatchewan, where it is believed that he is studying business, perhaps in an attempt to infiltrate the free market. His writings have been banned by most government agencies, and he remains unable to travel without adequate disguise. And disguise, he does. It is believed he got into Russia, North Dakota, and Jamaica dressed as a diplomat for the North Pole.

Anyone who sees him is encouraged to send him an e-mail or drop him a line on the message boards Oddly enough, he is not considered dangerous.

Last Updated: March 22, 2006