VITAL STATISTICS Date of Birth January 23, 1984 RPGamer Hire Date August 20, 2005 RPGamer Position Board Administrator Location South Portland, Maine Personal Homepage My Homepage Hobbies 1) Practicing 2) Gaming 3) Chatting Favorite Foods 1) Tortellini 2) Cheesecake 3) Stuffed Portabello Mushrooms Favorite Games 1) Final Fantasy III 2) Dragon Warrior IV 3) Katamari Damacy 4) Mario Kart: Double Dash 5) Super Spash Brothers Melee

Not Jake Featherston

   It all began on a dark and stormy night. Well, okay, not ALL of it. Some of it began on a sunny, calm afternoon. And there was one part that started in Winter. But apart from that, most of it began on a dark and stormy night. What began, you might ask? I don't know, but it's a good way to start a story.

   Like several others, my time here at RPGamer exceeds my employment here, and barring the advent of time travel I don't see that changing anytime soon. I like games, I like talking about games, and I like playing games about talking about games while playing games. I'm partial to RPGs, but I'm partial to fun games first. I like the people here, I plan to stay here, at least until my insurance scam pays off.

   My role as of late shall pertain to administration of justice on these here boards, and so I shall perform. Whatever you may know of me, know that I shall strive to be as fair and just as possible. Fear not the expression of your opinions around me, for I give favor, official or unofficial, to no one. I make exceptions for prettyboys and bishies, but only the really cute ones. I require pictures to verify cuteness. Several pictures, preferrably. And perhaps a small monetary donation.

   Come on, bribe me! You know you want to!

   Last Updated:August 29, 2005