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Dismal Delight
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December 29, 2005
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Matt Demers - 02:14 EST
WHAT DO YOU DO on a grey,
late December day chock-full of wind, rain, mud, and dankness? It
doesn't matter, if you're on holidays! Happily, insides of houses
are much warmer and comfier than outside them, so if you're lucky
enough to be on some sort of vacation right now, you might be tasting
a bit of my dismal delight, too.
I haven't been able to play many of my new games much, partly because of family
events, but mostly because I currently have to share the electronics in the household
with three siblings. Heck, I have to share with my mother, too, who
has taken quite a liking to her new copy of Civilization IV. When I
get back into routine, I expect that Wild Arms will receive a good dose
of attention.
So, enough about me; what are the lot of you playing right now? Let's take a look and
see...
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Ho, ho, ho! Santa Cid strikes again!
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Mattimeo!
Don't feel bad about not remembering who that crazy Al-Bhedian Cid is. No one likes
him anyway! (ha-ha) He annoyed me to no end, especially everytime you wanted to go
somewhere and he said, " YEEEEE-HAW! HERE WE GO!"
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Matt
Well, good. He wasn't the worst one, but yeah, it would have been nice if the most
oft-heard voice in the game had been changed up every now and then. Ah well, you can't
have everything.
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Anyway, so far as Cid's go, I give them all ranking. Number one, of course, is
FFVII Cid, just for the whole tea scene. Number two, Regent Cid, because I lurve him.
Number three would be the FF IV Cid because... he's like Santa! Only different! And then
after that I guess you can throw in Mr. Candy-Corn shaped guy from FFVI, and the Librarian
dude from FF V, and you can put that stupid headmaster from FFVIII DEAD LAST. HA!
HA HA HA!
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Matt
"Lurve", huh? Have you been listening to a little bit too much Celine Dion, or what?
Also, I've never noticed the candy corn resemblance until you mentioned it just now... it
even comes down to the exact shade of yellow!! Very good; I'm never going to feel quite the
same about my Halloween candy again.
Headmaster Cid tries to come off as a keen old guy, but behind that dorky sweater vest exists
nothing but a big perv. Why do you think he married a certain sorceress, anyway? I bet it
wasn't for her icy daggers of despair...
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Anyway, now that I'm done discussing, Cid, I have a question for you. What is your
favorite RPG Vocal song? I like Small Two of Pieces.
Shoopuf Alias
(Shameless Plugging: Buy Tales of Legendia! It's the only way we'll get Tales of the
Abyss the game we all REALLY want!)
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Matt
Yes yes. Start saving up, the lot o' you, and you might even get a free instruction
manual when you buy it! What an offer! One that you might not be able to resist,
possibly.
Favourite vocal? Eeee, while I love video game music, vocals aren't something I pay as much
attention to. I'm not
a real fan of anything from Final Fantasy besides FFIX's offering, perhaps, but "Pain" from
Xenosaga was something I quite enjoyed... I hope I'm not the only one.
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ndhl needs to lay off the crack. The Sega CD versions of the Lunar
games came out first, followed by the Saturn versions, which were then
ported (without further changes) to the Playstation.
I mean, come on! Lunar: The Silver Star came out in the US from Working
Delays... er... Designs in 1993 (Source: RPGamer's
Lunar: The Silver Star page). The Sega Saturn launched in Japan on
November 22, 1994 (Source: Wikipedia's Sega Saturn
page).
So, there's really no way that the Saturn versions preceded the Sega
Saturn versions.
--
Ross Bemrose
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Matt
G'fah, thanky! Having never experienced the Lunar series in any form, I guess I let things
slide a bit, especially since fact-checking takes an enormous chunk of time when you're
doing it through telephone lines. What a pity. Is it really evidence ndhl is abusing illegal
substances, though? Hmmm...
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A warning, custard, eggnog, and old orange juice makes a good bet, but not when
your the one dared to drink it.
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Matt
That's disgusting! I pride myself on liking most foods the world has to offer, but that
killer combo touches on two of the few things that I happen to detest. Which two are they?
The egg-based ones. *shudder*
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Anyway how are you on this disgustingly hot christmas Matt?
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Matt
I am well, except that I'm a little tired, and a lot busy. The holiday has been remarkably
filled with things to do, with the exception of just a couple of days, on which I tried to take
advantage of the situation by doing as little as possible.
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Mine was not fruitful in the game sense but my car is being magically fixed free of my charge
anyway and the recieving of two new old consoles into the collection a.k.a. Ps 1 and XBOX.
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Matt
Sounds good! I own neither, so you're 2-up on me. I managed to pick up a shocking five
games in total this Christmas, which I think is a new personal record. Yay for generous
loved ones!
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My most memorable Cid? To be honest none f the Cid's have been that memorable, none have
been totally needed in the plot (with exception maybe to number fours) and they just seem to
be there as and added thought like Biggs and Wedge (Not including number 7). Hey that's a
good question what is your favourite group of Biggs and Wedge from the FF series.? Maybe not
so great but it is 1:30 in the morning and my larger then normal stomach is feeling quite
delicate at the momemt.
Anyway everyone have a great New Year
A Sunburnt Bainick
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Matt
Bainick! That's a silly thing to say! Cids are vitally important to Final Fantasy
storylines, even the non-FF4 ones. Without our favourite piece of candy corn, Celes would
perish and we'd be left with no second half of FF6! FF5's Cid accomplished just about
everything significant in the game... the party members certainly didn't play many key roles,
now did they?
Biggs and Wedge, though? Hmmm. I guess I'll say Final Fantasy VII's, because well, I
don't know; that's the first thing I thought of. FFVI's were a bit too soul-free for me.
Were there a couple of Tantalus troops too? Probably *shrug*... blah blah blah. FFVII is
my answer. So there! And Merry Rainy Christmas to you!
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Hey matt I have been reading your column for a couple of months now and I was wondering what
game franchise do you like better Dragon Quest or Final Fantasy?
I grew up on Final Fantasy and I recently got Dragon Quest 8 for Christmas and I have
never been having this much fun with a game, I like it lots better then any other game I
have played. The last couple months I have been playing an rpg for a couple of days
and then lose interest in it and start a different game, until I got hooked on Chrono
Trigger and beat that, have you ever been in a slump like that? And I was also thinking
about trying to find a copy of Dragon Warrior 7, you think that would be a good idea?
Buford
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Matt
I grew up on both, Buford, and there are things in both series that I really adore. If
it makes any sense to you, I want to say "I like Dragon Quest better, but I think Final Fantasy
games are sometimes better games overall". There's a nostalgia factor linked to both series, so I think
that I enjoy Dragon Quest more today than I do Final Fantasy, only because I love the way both
series used to be years ago. Nowadays, Dragon Quest is far more similar to its ancestor games
than Final Fantasy is, so I feel somehow "closer" to it. I dunno. Dragon Quest is what I
like better.
No series is without its black sheep, however. If you're absolutely sure that you love
Dragon Quest VIII, you can give Dragon Warrior VII a try, but be prepared: It will be a much
different experience for you (if you play games for graphics, just forget about it altogether).
DWVII was a game that dragged slowly for many people. It's quite a bit longer than DQVIII, but
the storyline doesn't progress very excitingly for the first two-thirds of the game. A few
other things are gone: The exploration factor is virtually non-existent compared to DQVIII,
the battles are slightly less balanced, and the job system consists of a cluttered mess of mostly
useless techniques. Even so, the game still stands up in other areas. Despite a few typos
here and there, the translation is great. The music, of course, is wonderful, the characters are mostly
interesting, and the challenge is good too. Overall, though, I think it's the weakest Dragon
Warrior game. If you really want to see where the series came from, find a copy of DWIII for
the NES or GBC, or IV for the NES, somehow.
Anyway, thanks for reading, and also for the letter!
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Is Baten Kaitos DS in the cards for us...?
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Dude, what is the deal with the poll this week? Has it really come to this?
RPGamer wants to know how fat we are? Anyways... haha.
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Matt
Clearly, we're trying to determine the average size of the human form in order to optimally
prepare holding devices for our eventual conquest to beam down from space and
abduct all ye, since it seems that enslaving humankind might make our lives a lot easier. What,
you don't believe me? Of course you don't; this is what we're banking on, after all. You
thought I lived in Canada?! Of course... the planet we're from has um, an earth spelling of
exactly that. I'd suggest that you develop a secret cellar as quickly as possible.
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What is the latest on Baten Kaitos DS? I don't even know what most people
are speculating about it, guess there isn't a huge following of it here...
and for that matter do you think they will bring the sequel over here (yes I
know its a prequel, I'm not totally out of the loop)?
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Matt
I really hope they bring the sequel over here, because it isn't looking too great for
Baten Kaitos DS, I'm afraid. Nothing has been announced officially about the title's
cancellation, but the game fell off of Namco's Upcoming Games list on their website
a couple of months ago. What does that mean? Well, nothing officially, but certainly it
doesn't bode well. Another Gamecube BK, though, could be a good idea, with a somewhat bleak
landscape in store for that console in the coming months (Everyone: Get distracted yet again
by more Zelda screenshots! Oooohh... ahhhhh!)
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IN CONCLUSION:
Have a Happy New Year, everyone! Next time I make an appearance, it'll be 2006, so I hope
that you all "party down", as they say, in the meantime. Myself? I've got some special plans
for New Year's Eve involving a Snakes & Ladders game, some friends, some family, and the LCBO.
If you don't know what that is, go look it up. My fellow Ontarians will know of what
I speak!
2006... crazy. At this rate, it'll be 2007 in another year! I'll be back next week, in any
event, so continue sending your questions in and I'll do my best to continue answering 'em.

***Matt's birthday is in just 29 days!
Food-induced headaches are the exact opposite of fun.
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