Thor:This wandering through the countryside fighting monsters and raising
my levels all in a quest to get some from Teri Hatcher sure is tough. But
if anyone can do it, so can I!

*a Time Gateś opens. Teri Hatcher steps out*

Teri:Ungrateful Aztek jerks. Last time I save thier civalization from the
white man.

Thor:*sidles up to Teri* Marry me. I mean, uh, you come here often?

Teri:It's YOU! I feel like I've been searching for you for a long
time...the man I see in my dreams.....

Thor:Me? Wow.

Teri:Actually, no, not you. But after changing history, I'm kinda hard up.
Wanna go get a hotel room?

Thor:DO I???

One Winged Angel Chorus:*chanting in latin* DEAN CAIN! *chanting in latin*
DEAN CAIN!

Superman:Lois! I'm here to rescue you from your time-traveling expriences
and give you some Super-lovin!

Thor:Sorry, Red-underwear boy, but Teri is spending the night with ME!

Superman:Why would she? Because you are.....
*screen goes black*

because you are.....a puppet

Thor:Huh?

Superman:That's right! A puppet! Just like Yoda and Oscar the Grouch!

Thor: I think you're confused.

Superman:Just because I had all that malt liquor before coming here
doesen't mean I'm.....*hic* *passes out*

-plus, an ending up to par with today's best RPG's!-

Teri:*removes her clothes*

Thor:Finally I'm gonna get some!

Teri:*just sits there* 

Thor:Uh....you're not having second thoughts are you?

Teri:.........it's coming.

Thor:Not yet it isen't. But if you'd just-hey,that's a damn bright light
outside our window.

*bright flash of light envolops screen,cut to Teri opening her eyes just
like in the opening FMV. Roll credits*

*five billion years later, Red XIII and his children discover an abonded
bedroom in an old struture. On the bed is a note saying "Teri Hatcher
slept here"

*"Legend of Thor Gets Some" logo appears amid background noise of angry
screeching monkeys. Fade to black*