Thor was a columnist who wore "Sexypants"
Not many people knew what he meant by his rants
He never seemed to be gay
And may not live near a bay
Thor loves Teri Hatcher
But can't even catch her
Thor hates some dude named Shawners
But not sure about O' Connors
Thor likes to drink coffee
But doesn't chew toffee
He doesn't chew a lot of gum
But late at night, he drinks rum
Thor used to think he's a pharaoh
And lived in a dirty barrel
Of all I sent in, he never posted a letter
Except for one thing, but next time, he better
I know a lot about Thor's life
He's going to be in strife
If he doesn't post this whole letter 9
I will send a strong, deadly setter
Thor doesn't like to smile
But he doesn't eat bile
Thor's going post this letter or
He will seem like a whore and bore
If this letter isn't posted, I will tell his secrets and
His reputation will be so ruined, he will seem so bland
He won't be able to get some
And will drink more bottles of rum
When in college, he just might fail
If so, he'll land in a gay jail

  Haikus:
"A true poem"

Are you really Thor?
Do you like to play Ehrgeiz?
Or do you hate it?

Ehrgeiz is kick-ass
You should read some of my FAQs
At the site GameFAQs

Xenogears is tight
You should read my Battling FAQ
At the site GameFAQs

You better post this
Or your secrets will be out
And you will be gone

The moon and the sun
Is where I get my power
Now die by my hands
If you don't post this
That is, so you should post this
Unless you are gay

- Dan GC