Googleshng - May 27 '02- 2:00 Eastern Standard Time

On a day that would be today if the holiday had not been pushed to Mondays, many years ago, a bunch of people died. We celebrate this event by staying home from work and having a picnic. Unless of course we have a job like this one, in which case we have to come in no matter what. UNLESS of course everyone is too busy getting a picnic ready to send any letters in, in which case, well, it's also a day off.

I was trying to remember how long it was after last E3 before the flow of submissions to Q&A, editorials, etc. etc. picked back up, but then I remembered how I spent that whole month visiting family members with ultra-restricted internet access. I should remember to do that again next year. Can't stand posting these no letter columns.