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|First, something from the slime-in-command|
First, of course, the sonnets!
Declassify Egyptian global mobbing
Atrocious finite zombie more condemn
The strife bacterial alarm rhapsodic
Material prep school bypass muggy hemp
Memo in a Bach premarital absurd
Abysmal semifinal cold revolts
Linguistic Unix shook pooh-poohing murk
Insane amoeba drip unhinged ignore
A flesh bilingual fish demeaning firm
Particular symphonic five-year crave
Sadistic carbonated ape reversion
Neanderthal ungathered welfare lame
By a clipped no ape annoys agreed defrocked
Cafe quadruplicate behold the clock
Elliptic skimpy pretzel anthem cold
Revealing frontal libel nun appall
Antique demure recombinant condone
Ungodly stoppage booster blonde defrocked
Insane prophetic photograph peroxide
Deform and trees illiterate chant the French
No corpse retardant love alumni software
Imploring manual silly balky clench
Hispanic Oedipus the lose projectile
Ad nauseum transvestite pause infect
No cat politico ambitious technical
Depressing avid data dope inject
Generic tonal pyrotechnic junk
Genetic master somewhat subtle plunge
Isn't Shakespeare in a toaster great? HEY! Those don't all rhyme right! Guess that's what I get for freezing half the lines and rerolling the rest. Oh well, close enough!
Anyway though, I have also attached an image which proves that NOT all anime girls are skinny and pretty and feminine. I could have used a less extreme example (like, say, the fact that on the episode of Slayers where they all go to an all-female village, the main (female) character is the one everyone thinks is a man in disguise), but who could pass THIS up?
By the way, I WILL be back to do tomorrow's column, and maybe if you're all good I'll even tell you what the heck happened to me for the last couple weeks. Meanwhile, read my latest rant, there's going to be a test on it... or something.
|American Playwrights are evil.|
Just a few things:
1) You say LoD redefines the definition of linear. You obviously never played Front Mission 3. That game IS the definition of linear.
2) I can't believe people still suggest the Dreamcast over any other console. It has 3 noteworthy RPGs. Sure, some more might be released between now and '02, but otherwise it's a dead system. Deceased. Gone. Wasted. Anyone who has a DC now will have to buy a PS2 or X-Box later if they want any RPGs at all. Especially Square ones.
3) How similar is Vanguard Bandits to FM3? They look pretty similar.
4) Nice symbolism. Blue roses are a genetic impossibility.
That's about it. Keep up the great work.
....Back in the box, Williams!
|o/ How much is that RPG in the window? o/|
I was out shopping and I noticed something funny -at least, to my warped
mind it was amusing-.
Vagrant Story, which I have heard to be an awesome game, was selling for
20 bucks in a local Target store. Next to VS was Legend of Dragoon,
which I heard sucked big time. Guess how much it was selling for?
$33. Tell me, is there logic behind this? That a game that is
supposedly inferior to the first title is going for more? Or was it just
a sign of Fate that I should buy the game?
Not sure why I'm bothering to write this (especially since I know I won't be the only one).. but to BL Alien's comment that "e.g. is the acronym for the Italian translation for 'For example'," well, no, it isn't. It stands for "exempla gratia," *Latin* for "for the sake of example." "For example" in Italian is "per esempio." ..and while I'm correcting him, the plural of "RPG", as everyone should really know by now, is "RPGs" with no apostrophe. Okay, I'm done being annoying now.
Actually, you were the only one. A "*" for you! Oh, and BL? You suck now. Maybe Google'll let you make it up or something.
Wait till you face Zulwarn in battle, it has 3 times the HP of Ultragunner.... they cheat!
I have. Ouch. Very...ouch.
Hey, I got one of Shampoo's! (holds up a pink lace bra) I betchya you
wanna touch, eh?
"Dirty old man! Shampoo Kill!"
The OAV episodes of Ranma are kind of odd. Some of them actually depict Happosai as a nice guy. (Granted, he's only nice to young girls. Now that I think about it, that's pretty gross.)
What do i need to play the Videos off this rpgamer site? The Video is From
Lunar silver star story...
Quicktime for the MOV files. AVI files should be playable by windows media player.
"This world is made of PEACE AND LOVE! PEACE AND LOVE! Say it with me!" Vash the Stampede rules. But does he really need to have two nicknames or is 'the Stampede' his last name?
It's "LOVE and PEACE!" Or, if you like it subbed, "RABBU AND PISSU!!" He's Vash the Stampede. Like "Billy the Kid". A lot of us have two nicknames. Google says, in highschool, s/he was called both "Buttmunch" and "Fartknocker". Wild, huh?
Hey! Blue Roses! My friend flipped when she saw the title of the column.
It's from Glass Menagerie, right? Do you give tildes?
Ummm. I have no idea what you're talking about. I thought.....AHHH! Put down the gun Tennessee AHHHHHHHHHH! *bang*
"I thought the in-battle sprites were surprisingly well rendered."
Bad kitty. Sprites aren't rendered. Sprites are drawn. MODELS are rendered.
So, the fool not only steals my symbols, but he's an idiot as well. Chris, you zitbrain! Oh wait. I shot you. Now you cannot hear my taunting. Muha ha ha.
The Last Laugh:I, Tennessee Williams, am having the last laugh! I invented "Blue Roses". It was poor, poor, Laura Wingfield's nickname back in high school. She was called that by the boorish and insensitive Jim O'Connor. (He misunderstood the word "Pleurosis" for "Blue Roses".) It was ironic, because Blue Roses do not exist in the real world(A short while ago, botanists did create blue roses however). Just as Blue Roses don't exist in the real world, neither could Laura exist in the real world of "Genlteman Callers". The breaking of the Glass Menagerie was a symbol of her imaginary world shattering. Some people claim that Laura was based on my real sister, Rose. That is my secret! I shall not tell you! Muha ha haa haaaaaaaaaaa!
Write Googleshng tomorrow. Send him all your pretty letters. Perhaps if Chesh is alive next week, he may answer your questions. Ah hahahahahah!
Tennessee "I really like Sailor Moon." Williams
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