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Now Michelle... Daddy Still Loves You! June 29th, 2005

Bob Saget - 2:52 EST

MICHELLE, HONEY, daddy will always love you, even if you go on to become an anorexic drug fiend snorting coke while puking up the last remnants of your turkey salad. You don't have to worry about a little thing like my records! I hope you've learned an important lesson today about people's property, but I would never stop loving you just because of something like that.

Now come here! I think we both need a hug - that record cost me $150 at the flea market!

Michelle
Daddy! How much did I cost?

Bob
Ah HA HA HA! You're purr-fectly silly... just like this next set of videos, all about the cat-astrophes that have been striking across America! Seriously folks... They're a ball... of yarn, that is!

*applause




L E T T E R S
Final Fantasy X? What's the deal with that? I mean, why are there TEN of them if they're all final? But seriously folks, here are some great videos with babies!


hey andrew

i like the trick where you can get easy sphere levels but where do i get the items to customise my weapons eg to put the triple overdrive and triple ap i cant find a list any where

thanks from Afro


DANNY TANNER


You know, Jess always did know more than I do about these music questions... The last album I bought was the Polka Brothers Christmas Reunion Tour '77, so I guess you could say I'm not exactly "with it!" But that's okay; I've got three daughters who love me and the cleanest house in San Francisco, so that's all that really matters.


I tell ya... This invisible ink is something else!


Just a quick one... How do you control the invisible text... if it IS visible??? Doc EdMaster

BOB

Hahaha... Well, I guess that's what happens when you leave a baby alone in a room with a time machine! We'll just have to hope that dinosaur dies off within the next year or so. While we're waiting for that, here's another batch of dinosaurs that are really a barrel of laughs! I'm talking, of course, about grandparents!



Alleyway Jack? I don't like the sounds of that!


IN Final Fantasy IX what is Alleyway Jack's real name, i suck too much at the card game to figure it out myself?

DANNY TANNER

Now Deej, I know you're feeling a little confused by this boy, but trust me when I say - you'll never act again! Besides, with a name like Alleyway Jack, he's definitely not the type of guy you want to be hanging around with at your age. Now, what do you say we have some cookies...Gee, Michelle, wait a second. I could have sworn I had a bag of cookies in there for after dinner. Do you have any idea where they went?

MICHELLE
Are they peanut butter chocolate chip?
DANNY

Yes, they are.

MICHELLE
I never saw them.
DANNY

I wonder where those cookies could be. Could they be under your shirt?

MICHELLE
How did they get there?
DANNY

I don't know. Maybe the Cookie Monster put them there, huh? Should you have cookies under your shirt?

MICHELLE
No.

*cue delighted laughter, star wipe



Cookie monster indeed! That's right, right under the shirt! Seriously, that's actual dialogue from the show!


Goog, I'm not sure why anyone would notice an apparent lack of chocolate in RPGs, but since it's apparently an issue for some, I'd like to briefly point to Secrete of Mana. I'm fairly sure that sugar products were featured as health items in that game. In fact, 'chocolate' even made a cameo. Really, this doesn't matter. I personally would like to see more hard liquor products. How about you, what would be the best, as of yet unseen, item? - Steaky

BOB

Yes, when we go to the grocery store we're usually looking for food... But this Alabama couple discovered that their local supermarket was just as chock full of laughs! Let's watch.

FALSETTO BOB

So, a big pyramid of jam jars, huh? They think they're so tough, stacked like that... I'll show them! FUNGAHHH!!!!

Wow... Now that's a sticky situation!



*falsetto brooklin accent*94 bottles of beer.. Whatchoo lookin' at? Kids can drink beer too!


Sup Q&A Guru

i got a idea. to the peep who posted 94 chars from various final fantasy games.

why not see 94 spin offs from them for the new systems comin out as well as the psp?

whatcha think of that idea?
Later
Paine


BOB

And there you have it, folks... Minors and booze really can win you fifty grand! Well, that's it for this week. Well, I guess it's only Sunday, but YOU get the picture! Join us back here next week when we go through another batch of videos to find out who has America's funniest, and remember - feed your kid beer and you could win ten grand!

But seriously, folks, good night!





C L O S I N G
IN CONCLUSION:

Seriously, that's all we have time for! Shroudie will be hosting tomorrow! Send him letters!


Bob Saget will be home soon, honey... Don't forget to let Precious out!


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actually, I could have bought creamsicle-flavoured ice cream yesterday, but it would have melted before I got home, so I decided not to x.x

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