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Quickies

So, the main character does not have "read hair". That is unfortunate. Personally, if I had a novel printed on my hair, I would appreciate someone reading it.

Eggman

Ohohoho! Look kiddies, Doctor Jackass is back! Heís so clever, pointing out insignificant flaws in my column! Lets hope it bolsters up his suicidally low self-esteem!

The Final Grumble:

Alright folks, itís time for me to head off to E3. Next weekend, be sure to pelt me with plenty of questions about the event!

Andrew "Banzai Reporter" Duff

Google isn't going to E3. Let's call him names and steal his pants!

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