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Booga Booga!My aren't we angsty and so edgy. | Hey everyone! It’s Booga Booga, the typing ape, and he’s sent me a letter! Lets all wave to Booga and toss him a banana! |
Hey there, just writting to see if your "stab, stabity, stab" line is a reference to Agent X or not, its a brilliant comic. Also, have you played Vanguard Bandits? Its a great, albeit short, game that I feel really got over looked. | Haven’t heard of Agent X, haven’t played Vanguard Bandits, and the title of yesterday’s column was expressing my anger at how many stupid letters I received. Urge to put down, rising! |
Is it just me or are the headlines in .hack rather propagandish. I mean I'm not buying a wonderswan, okay? get over it Bandai | 1. But...a Wonderswan will make you happy! So happy! Love meeeeeeeeeee! 2. I suppose you’d be the cross-dressing expert in MMORPGs, eh, Shanoyu? Or maybe you were taken in by one too many love ladies with surprises under their dresses? |
The Final Grumble: Next week topic, let’s all pick an RPG cliche and run with it!1. The hero MUST wield a sword, preferably a magical one. Forget what you know about all the years of training and hard work it takes to use a sword properly, all you really need to do is find one! Then even guys who wear green dresses and night caps can fight like a battle harden veteran in seconds! Forget your spears, axes, and lances, a real hero fights with a sword; no matter how much of a clutz he is. And the best part about a hero finding his sword, be it in an anvil, a mystical forest, or even sticking out of a still-warm corpse, is that there’s a good chance it’s magical! So their blade always stays sharp, causes evil creatures to flee when it’s near, and bestows amazing powers to whoever picks it up!
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...what’s this? I...feel a slight headache coming on! Damn you Otherkin! *sob*
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