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Andrew - February '8- 1:00 Central Standard Time

Much better letters today. Sadly, this also means that in the heart of every well adjusted gamer lies a psychotic shopper just dying to get out. Oh well, better then the other way around.

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Hi Andrew !

Not really questions, but mostly reactions :

1) “Did you know we actually stole chocobos from Nausicaa, Valley of Wind? Lucky we’re so powerful now that no one can stop us! Hahaha!”

LOL !

Well, I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed that, I was starting to wonder if I was just seeing way too much similarities that weren't there.

But the FFT intro FMV really looked like it was ripped right out from Nausicaa, wasn't it ? (well, I'm not complaining, I love both)

And what about airships ? Not just in Nausicaa, but in Laputa, too.

Speaking of Laputa (Castle in the Sky. Should be released in North America pretty soon, now, if that isn't already done. Go see it. That is all), to me it feel like the most RPG-like of all Miyazaki's anime, and, considering the initial release date (1986), I think that, not only other anime (such as Nadia : the Secret of Blue Water), but also many, many RPG (Final Fantasy included) that went out during the 8-bits and 16-bits eras (and even in the earliest 32-bits days : Grandia, Wild Arms...) draw much of their inspiration from that movie.

Agreed, some emblematic elements can have been inspired from other sources : such are airships, which look like concepts from the industrial revolution in late 19th/early 20th century (and the pre-Science-Fiction-esque Jules Verne's novels), when artists tried to picture what year 2000 would look like. Such is also the "mysterious highly-scientifically-advanced ancient civilization that disappeared in a cataclysm" stereotype, mainly rooted in the Atlantide's myth. But I think Laputa, by re-inventing some kind of an occidental folklore, initially played a large role in making those westerly elements popular (if not "mythical") in Japan... To the point some of them became clichés since then :

// WARNING ! POSSIBLE LAPUTA'S SPOILER !

Who could doubt, nowadays, when seeing a mysterious girl wearing a not-any-less-mysterious-pendant, that she is the last heir of an ancient-but-now-supposedly-extinct-powerful-civilization ? ^_^;

// END OF SPOILER

What do you think ? Would FF and other Japanese RPGs still have been the same if Miyazaki's movies hadn't been there ?

2) "Does anyone else feel like Square is completely missing how badly we want anime and movies actually based on the game?"

Indeed (Well, the FF OAV were based on FF5, though. And their pink chocobo on an early Amano's design ^_^; )

I'm glad doujinshis exist, but a fan-manga is nothing in comparison to what a Square-made anime based on the actual games could (should! Their in-game cinematics are awesome, how come they mess up their anime that much ?) be. Heck, I'm even convinced many fans would be ready to sell their soul (if they hadn't already sold it to buy pretty useless goodies) to get their hands on an anime that would merely re-tell an existing FF story without adding anything new to it.

3) Concerning RPG related goodies and such, well... I'm afraid I'm already a compulsive buyer (Ebay = evil) when it comes to OST (and remix CD), artbooks (and postcards sets and illustrated guide books when there is no artbook), music sheets books, and... well, that's about all (OK, a few statues, action figures, key holders, doujinshi and wall-scrolls, once in a while, when I love the game -uh, XG, CT, get out of my head ! ^^;- and the character featured, and my wallet allows it. But it's more a cool idea for a little gift to or from someone else, than something I'd buy myself for myself and collect frantically) : I'm more into the basic artistic material (which constitute convenient references when you wish to wander into the fan-art or fan-music field).

However, there might be a few exceptions to this I-only-really-care-for-the-original-art-and-music (especially when there is Amano, Mistuda or Uematsu written on it) rule. I'd love to decorate my room with mecha and other vehicles' plastic models from the FF and Xeno games, for instance : Magitech Armors, Gears, Airships...

Or maybe some huge wallscroll featuring some detailed Amano's art (ex : Terra in her Magitek Armor, gazing over Vector. Or some huge, impressive summon like Odin or Alexander. Or just some eerie town or landscape from any FF game).

Hmmm... Now that would just ruin me ^_^;;. So maybe I'm fortunate such things don't exist ? (although I will probably try and construct my own airship-model, one day or another...) This raises a disturbing question, anyway : "do you own your games, or do your games own you ?" O_o;

Entr0pi3, scary fan-girl (bis) ? (At least, does share Meghan's disappointment of not finding much goodies related to her favorite Xenogears character : not psycho-schyzo-Id, but his manic-obsessive challenger, "Gebler's Mister Puniverse")

PS : I've met on a forum a girl who wants her marriage ceremony to be organized as an FF-themed wedding. OK, I've got nothing against cosplay parties, but now that just seems wrong O_o;;; (now then, the very idea of a themed wedding seems weird to me). What do you think ?

Andrew:
Great letter.

1. I’ve seen Laputa, and it’s a great film. You make some good points with the similarities, and frankly, I don’t have your answer. It could mean that every RPG fan has anime to thank for giving us our staples and cliches.

2. I’d love to see the Final Fantasy 6 retold in anime format, especially since the story was so deep and varied. Too bad all we get is space-melodramas.

3. One time I saw a chocobo costume with the guy’s head coming out of the chocobo’s butt. I’d pay good money for that costume. Or even a picture of it.

PS- Better then those crazy chicks who beat their men senseless and drag them off to flower gardens to be married. Hippies.

 
You’d be surprised how often I get this question.

Andy,

I'm building an airship in my backyard. My best friend Cid and I plan to fly around North Dakota and see the sights. Unfortunately, we're having trouble getting the darn thing off the ground without any Mist to add bouyancy. I've tried to ramp up the horsepower by adding a Lindblum lift engine to the port and aft, but its really just creating instability (nevermind the high cost!). The loser neighbor kid across the street, Squall, says that we need to junction a quezacotl to the power grid, but he doesn't know what he's talking about - besides, what is a quezacotl?? No one at the synthesis shop in the market district knew what the hell it was. So, could you offer any ideas? We'd really appreciate the help.

T.J.

Andrew:
Steal yourself a bunch of bikes, put them in the cargo bay and gut them. Attach them to giant rotors on poles and stick’em on the deck of your airship. Then chain Squall and his whiny buddies to the bikes and enjoy the sights.

 
Ninja in training.

Hey there fellow Naruto fan!

I wish I could have seen that Naruto headband a few days ago, I would have told my mom to keep an eye out for one when she was in Tokyo 2 days ago. Not that I think she would have found one, since I rarely have any luck at anything whatsoever.

Let's see, topic of the week. Right. What I would really want is a Mana stone, from Seiken Densetsu 3. That would rock (tsk tsk). The only problem would be finding a place to put it, since they are quite large.

Is it OK that this e-mail doesn't contain any questions? Wait, now it does. Nevermind.

-Dain

Andrew:
From what I’ve heard, the headbands can be won at arcades and in UFO catchers. Then clever Japanese schoolgirls sell them to us for like, 100x profit, along with their used panties. Damned Japanese! They knew are only weaknesses! And pocky!

You could always wrap a rock in aluminum foil. Man, that’d be sweet.

As long as the letter is interesting, questions are totally unneeded.

 
Correction- Nerd in training.

Greetings from the ever-rainy state

hey I like Naruto too! what aspect do you like of it?

and I want a headband, i just done wanna have to hawk my pc for it

My question, I haven't bought a console game since FF9, and have been sticking to pc games, such as Neverwinter nights, Icewind dale 2, and Kohan. (technically not an rpg, but still has a good plot, if a bit clichéd). and I have some money coming to me soon.

should I bother getting a console to play rpgs I have missed such as kingdom hearts, and when it comes out xenosaga, or should I not even bother and just go with upgrading my computer. As it is I don't know of any non mmorpg rpgs coming out for the pc, but I have also been reading your column and have seen that nobody really likes the games that have came out for consoles... its quite a predicament, either sit through crappy rpgs to get the 1 or 2 good ones that come out on the system I choose, or suffer a rpg drought on my pc, and hope that Neverwinter nights holds my interest for a long long time.

I leave my question in your hands duffman,

Afkef

"I played 23 and a half hours to die like this?!?!"

Andrew:
Naruto is kinda like DBZ, only instead of powering up for half the season, Naruto and company fight the same enemies way after they became boring stereotypes. It’s not a bad series, just silly.

Whoa now. There are plenty of great console games. We just bash them because we’re all jaded old people who like to talk about the good old days. Go to your local video rental store and see if a game catches your eye, I’m sure something will.

 
Golbez is my WHAT?!

Hey

If it's not too late to talk about a game that let you down, here's mine. Valkyrie Profile. I got it solely based on Googleshng's comments about it. And it turned out to be boring, have a stupid fighting system, and whiney characters. Of course my opinions of good games include Everquest and FF8, so there ya go.

FFIX Spoilers

Also, in FFIX, what the heck was up with Necron? Was he the nod to all the other end bosses who just pop up out of nowhere and say, "I'll kill everyone for no good reason. Because... I'M EVIL."

ChaztheMonk
http://www.nuklearpower.com "The power of evil compels you"

Andrew:
I avoided Valkyrie Profile when I heard that you only had a certain number of times to wander around and level gain. Screw that.

Necron, like all other pointless evil, is there to help offset the player’s feelings of pity for the main bad-guy in most RPGs. You can wail on Necron without feeling guilty, and laugh at all his weak attacks as you unleash round after round of summony goodness.

 
Shopper’s guide for the discriminating nutcase.

Hi

This is alist of some RPG memorabilia I'd like to get my hands on. 1. I'd like to have a Vivi doll. He seems like the perfect character to be made into a doll. 2. A Cloud on a motorcycle statue would be cool. 3. Black Materia! 4. Gotta have the Buster Sword. 5. The Golden Sickle from Harvest Moon. Now THAT would be worth buying! 6. A moogle plushie. This doesn't have anything to do with the topic, but I always thought it would be cool if there was materia in FF7 that could be equipped to your weapon and as it levelled up, upgraded the weapon's strength. This would be great since, to me, the only swords that really seemed to fit Cloud were the Buster Sword and, maybe, the Hardedge. Seymour (Butts) Guado P.S. Am I the only one that would buy a Komodo Dragon scale necklace from Chrono Cross?

Andrew:
Most everything on your list can be found on Ebay, with the possible except of the Buster Sword.



Quickies

Andy

Just to let you know, there is some materia. Just look on Ebay.

zeromus

Damn it! People are selling over-sized MARBLES for over $40?! That’s it, no more capitalism for stupid people!

If there was one thing I'd want, it'd be the broken items from Earthbound that Jeff can turn into kickass weaponry. It looks like a Broken Harmonica, doesn't it? But just rearrange a few parts and presto, you have the Baddest Beam! Ah, the wonders of appliances that can turn into dealers of doom.

-Mike Lemmer

You can have that junk. I want Paula’s ability to pray seven times and destroy evil. Time to rid the earth of the Final Fantasy 8 development team! Mwahahaha!

Playing Master Quest here at 6:30 PM Indiana Time on February 6th 2003. I'm wondering why RPGamer has the release date penned for the 17th...

-Justin

Spite. Most of the site is run that way, actually. Wait.

Indiana time? What the hell...?

Greetings (moogles sing) SHAD-RACK
Now what merchandise I'd want is a Sasarai Hat. Who wouldn't want to wear a big poofy hat? I want anything that could attract the fangirls.

Imperial Mog

You know what attracts fan girls like crazy? No pants. Try it.

Hey andrew

The thing i would most like from a rpg would be the zeninthean equipment from dragon warrior 4. That would be the coolest thing. I would also like my own talking pet slime. Those things are so cool.
Lionkiller46
P.S long live Dragon warrior/Quest

I’m not a big supporter of wearing armor in this time period, but yes, the talking slime would be cool. You could leave them in toilets and cause nationwide constipation.

I was in a similiar situation as far as dorms go last year. I used to work in the freezer section of a grocery store, and one of my roommates was an Indian guy who hated the cold, so we fought over it all the time. I wound up dismantling the control to the ac/heater and making it stay on ac all the time.

Phantasy Star Online sucks.

Have a nice day.
Light Magus

That sucks, but you have to understand...it’s ALWAYS this way, all over the dorms. Frankly, I’m considering buying a straw hat and developing a Jamaican accent. Then I can at least pretend to cope.

The Final Grumble:

I expect plenty of letters tomorrow with people expressing the desire to own their very own giant Chu-Chu and/or Terra’s unwashed bikini/battle armor.

Andrew "Regggggga" Duff

I'm jammin apple, man!

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